Do You Want Learning Without Effort?

A story about the Mulla Nasrudin:

Nasrudin stood up in the marketplace and started to address the throng.

"O, People! Do you want knowledge without difficulties, truth without falsehood, attainment without effort, progress without sacrifice?"

Very soon a large crowd gathered, everyone shouting "Yes, yes!"
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"Excellent!" said the Mulla.  "I only wanted to know.  You may rely upon me to tell you all about it if I ever discover any such thing."